"Fundo Love"

Q: I want to marry this guy, because he's rich and good-looking, but he's a fundo and he tells me living in America is haram. I don't know if I can tolerate that. I mean, I enjoy voting and things but he considers it kufr [ed: denial of faith].

Tell him there are many types of jihad. If all Muslims vote for the Bush again, like they did last time, the Bush will have four more years in the office that is oval and thanks to his brain we will see death of Great Satan inshallah with no struggle more than having punched voting card. Tell the rich man this. Maybe even he can come and join all the Muslims from year 2000 who voted for the Bush.

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