"McDonald's Marriage"

Q: Dear Imam Mecca-Cola,

This imam told me that eating at McDonald's is haram. What do you think?

Alhamdulillah and Subhanallah for this question, though I am not sure if this has anything to do with marriage. So I will make it do something to the marriage. If my brother you are eating McDonald's all day, you will become fat like these Zionist farangi swine, they are so big, Ya Allah, each of his arms he is bigger than my body. Astaghfirullah. How are you going to do the sex with the wife? You will be crushing her. Then there will be no sex and you will eat even more McDonald's, because you will be the depressed and also without woman, who will prepare you food?

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