"Romantic Films"

Q: Dear Imam Mecca-Cola,

My friend says the romantic movies are haram. Is this true?

You see, the beautiful thing about Islam, we are having not the belief that the gender is the equal and the SAME. Now, thanks be to God, we teach that gender is equal and DIFFERENT, but at the same time (So still also same, but not in the same way. But now you and I, we are both confused -- and in the same of the ways!).

But really, the man and the woman is different... They even look different, so if people think differently, they are like stupid feminists, who should go to Iraq and be the human shield, before they are bombed but they will be bombed no matter what, so at least they will all die. So anyway, here is thing. Romantic movie is both haram and halal. For the woman, halal, because the woman, she likes to think romance is real, that man loves her and not the sex. But really, for the man, romance is haram, because if he watches too much of it, he will become gay and stop having children. Then we will be like stupid atheist Western countries where nobody can have the babies.

This is stupidest problem I think. So if you watch the romance for the girl, and then you are having babies, this is the goodest thing. Inshallah. Just also make sure to do the marriage first.

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