"Stalking Girls"

Q:I always liked this girl in our university, but after graduating, I thought I lost the chance to go after her. Now, however, there's a problem: There is an alumni organization and I want to join it, but would that be too obvious? I mean, I was never active in our university, and if I suddenly joined it -- would that be weird? I don't know. Even this question is weird.

The alumni, what is this organization? I am thinking this is like the aluminum. Brother, we are about to be starting the World War III, and you are worried about finding a girl. I am telling you more intelligent plan. America is planning Satan assault on Iraq and they will be killing many men and many soldiers, too, but all of them, mostly they are the fighters. Lots of the women they will be hanging around waiting for somebody like you, who can come and do the marriage. Also, bonus benefit is that there should be now at least even four of them, so you can do the four times marriage, and the Arab girls, even they are not ugly. They have good bodies. Very soft and nice. Not like the aluminum.

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